Temple Of Sainthood

Current Squad Details

Goalkeepers : Defenders : Midfielders : Forwards : Backroom : Youngsters

Previous Idols

Goalkeepers		Alias
	Alan Main	Jesus - Saves all	Jesus was signed from Scumdee Utd in 94-95 to give Blobby some competition. Now firmly established in goal for the boys. Known for his long kicks out and his dribbling skills outside the box. Signed a new 3 year deal in June 97 and has been called into the Scotland squad (at last) although injury has prevented him making his debut. Caused a bit of a stir with comments to the media in the wake of Sturrocks departure but has won his way back and kept the no. 1 jersey. Despite some callups to the Scotland squad was never capped. Broke his leg against Well in Sept 2001 and is out for 8 months. Made his comeback in Sept 2002 but due to the drain his wages put on the finances of Saints in the 1st Division he was sold for a "nominal fee" to "Ambitious" Meadowbank on 28/01/2002. Moved to Gretna in July 2004 on a 3-year deal. Returned to Saints in June 2007 after a much-publicised spat with Gr£tna on a 2yr contract.
Defenders
	Kevin Rutkiewicz	Ruti Rustybits	Signed as a 24-yr old from Aberdeen in May 2004 after being told his contract wouldn't be renewed at Pittodrie, making him John Connolly's first signing. Solid 6ft tallcentral defender who had been at the Dons since 1998. Signed a 2-year deal through to 2006 and followed it up with a two year extension.
	Steven Anderson	Pamela, Ando	18-yr old ex-Arabs right-sided youth player who played a couple of trial games before signing a deal until the end of the season and extended it to May 2006. Had a decent run in the 2005-06 season at both right-back and in a back 3 before finally agreeing a further 1-yr deal in June 2006. Signed a new 1yr one in May 2007 with a 2yr extension following up in October after some good performances at centre-half.
	Kevin James	Le Freak	29-yr old 6ft 7 tall defender who despite skippering the Weans in 2004-05 turned down a new deal in May to sign a 2-yr contract with Saints. Two spells at Falkirk and one at the Jambos, Airdrie and Morton have seen him torment Saints continually over the years. Skipper of Saints and signed a new 2-yr deal in May 2007
	Gary Irvine		22-yr old right-back who signed on a free from Sellik in August 2007. Almost an ever-present for the 2007-08 campaign
	Stuart McCaffrey	Caff	28yr old ex-Hibs central defender who moved to Caley Thistle in 2000-01. Joined Saints on a 6-month loan deal on Dec 31st 2007 with a view to a permanent move. Spent most of that out with injury but signed a 2yr deal in May 2008.
Midfielders
	Paul Sheerin	Peanut	29-yr old ex-Ayr and ICT midfielder who signed a 2-yr deal on a free transfer in July 2004 after a spell at Aberdeen didn't work out. Good attacker with a decent goals-to-game ratio. Signed a new 1yr deal in May 2006 and another a year later.
	Martin Hardie	Mad Mental Martin Triple-M	29-yr old midfielder who joined from Airdrie in Jan 2006 on a deal until the summer of 2008. A hard tackler, he almost came to Saints a couple of times before but fitness worries prevented any move. Previously at Partick and Killie, he's more famous for drunken exploits up scaffolding while on a club jaunt to Blackpool during his spell at Firhill. Easily one of the best players in the 2006-07 season. Missed a large part of 2007-08 through injury but signed a 2yr extension in April 08.
	Kevin Moon	Mooner	Attacking midfielder who joined the groundstaff in June 2004.Played a few reserve games in 2003-04 and already has the makings of a cult hero. Signed a new 1-yr deal in April 2005 and another a year later. Went out on loan to Forfar in August 2006 until Xmas and then extended until the end of the season. Signed a new 1yr deal in April 2008.
	Liam Craig		21-yr old left-sided defender / midfielder who joined from Falkirk on a month's loan at the start of December 2007. Impressed greatly and enjoyed his spell so much he signed a pre-contract deal in April 08 for a 3yr spell.
	Rocco Quinn	Rocco van Nistelrooy	22yr old attacking midfielder signed on loan from Sellik on Aug 31 2007. Loan goes through to Xmas with a view to a permanent deal. Impressed when on loan at Killie last season and despite not breaking through to the Sellik side yet comes with a good reputation. Had a good loan spell with us but despite Saints and the player wanting to make it permanent a 250K price tag from Sellik killed the deal off. He still managed to return on an "emergency" loan in Feb 08 though!
	Jody Morris		29-yr old former Chelsea and Millwall star who signed on a short-term deal in Feb 2008 till the end of the season. Played 129 times for the London club and won a European Cup Winnners Cup medal with them. Managed 10 games before the end of the season and then signed a 2yr contract in May 2008.
	Gavin Swankie		24yr old ex-Arbroath and Scumdonian winger signed for Saints in May 2008 on a 2yr contract.
	Chris Millar		23yr old former Celtic youth player who spent 5yrs at Morton before joining Saints in May 2008 on a 2yr contract.
Forwards
	Peter MacDonald	Big Mac Peaso	20-yr old Huns youth policy product signed for £125,000 on 03/08/01. Scored 16 goals for the Huns U-21s in 2000-01 and has signed a 3-year deal. More of a poacher than an out-and-out striker he lost some respect with the Saints fans thanks to his pro-Hunnery views in the tabloids. Still has a lot to prove. Signed a new 1-yr deal in summer 2004 and followed that up with a 3-yr contract in Feb 2005. Signed on for another 2 years in 2008.
	Andy Jackson	Jacko	Born in 1988. Joined the groundstaff in June 2004. Played a few reserve games in 2003-04. First team debut was against Forfar in a pre-season game on 13/07/04. Awarded with a new 2-yr deal in March 2005. Moved on loan to Cowdenbeath to gain match experience in August 2005. Made several appearances off the bench in 2006-07 and signed a new 1yr deal in May 07. Scored his first Saints goal in the Challenge Cup at Dingwall on 05/09/07 and a good run of form led to a 2yr extension to his deal being signed in October.
	Steven Milne	Savo	Ex-Scumdee 25-yr old striker who signed a 3yr deal with Saints in June 2005 after an unsuccessful spell at Plymouth. Excellent striker but suffered niggling knee injuries which kept him out of most of the 2006-07 season. Scored twice in Nov 2006 in the win at Ibrox. Signed a contract extension in December 2007 through to the summer of 2010.
	David Weatherston	Mullet	20yr old pacy striker who signed a 2yr contract in June 2007 after an impressive season where he finished top scorer at Queen's Park.
	Collin Samuel	Sammy	26yr old Trinidad and Tobago striker who came to prominence with Falkirk. A move to Tannadump with Dundee Utd followed before he headed to Canada and a spell with Toronto FC. Signed for Saints on 06/05/2008 with a 2-year contract.
Backroom Staff
	Derek McInnes	Del, Tango	35yr old veteran of many clubs and sunbeds who signed on New Years Day 2007 until the end of the season in a player-coach role. Solid attacking midfielder who had spells at TFOD, Morton, Arabs and WBA. Signed a 1yr extension in May after being an almost ever-present for the closing stages of the season. Took over as manager following the departure of Sandy Stewart and Owen Coyle to Burnley. His appointment was made on Nov 27th 2007 with a 2 1/2 year contract.
	Tony Docherty		Former coach at Tannadump under McCall, Brewster and Levein, he moved to Saints on 28/11/07 to work as assistant manager under Derek McInnes.
	Nick Summersgil		Former rugby physio with Caledonian Reds he took over in November 98. Famous for his role in Charliegate
	Jocky Peebles		Assistant Physio
	Atholl Henderson		SFA Community coach and occassional assistant in the dugout. Organises a lot of the kids activities at McD.
	Geoff Brown		Chairman and local entrepreneur. Despite the fiasco of the Totten sacking has the backing of most fans. Currently celebrating 15 years at the helm and is the longest-serving chairman in Scotland. One of the prime movers behind the new SPL but then nobody's perfect. Recuperating after a July 2001 operation for prostate cancer he's taking more and more of a back role in the club's affairs.
	Stewart Duff		Chief executive. Runs the club well financially but recent years have seen increased criticism of his people skills by the supporters with the Rangers ticket Fiasco of Easter 2000 probably the worst case.
	*SUPER SAINT*		All-round superhero launched in April 2000 as Saints get on the SPL mascot bandwagon. Based on the legendary adventures in the Saints program as accompanied by ORMOND the Wonder Dog.
	Tommy Campbell		Took over as Youth Development Officer in June 2003. Was in charge of the youth set up in the late 80s, early 90s before spells managing Forfar, Arbroath and Montrose.
	Aggie Moffat		Tea lady and cult heroine. Legendary for a rammy with Graeme Souness when the Huns came to visit Perth. Souness quit Scotland not long after which says it all really. The only non-playing member of staff to ever appear on a Saints official team photo (93-94). Check out the Aggie Moffat Tribute Page.
Youth Players
	Craig Scates		Midfielder taken onto the groundstaff in July 2001.
	Stephen Doris		Striker who joined the groundstaff in June 2005. Made his first team debut as a sub against Stranraer on 26/11/2005. Signed a new 1-yr contract in May 2006, another a year later and signed a 1yr deal in May 2008
	Stephen Kerr		Left-sided player who can play midfield or up front. Made his first team debut in the 3-1 defeat at Forthbank on 23/04/08. Signed a 6 month contract in May 2008